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New Study Proves 4Loko to be cure for Cancer

Wed, 08 Dec 2010 03:34:55 -0500

New Study Proves 4Loko to be cure for Cancer:

New Study Proves 4Loko to Be Cure for Cancer

A recent experiment was conducted by Hofstra medical students that proved without a doubt that 4Loko is the cure for cancer. This groundbreaking…

NONICLE

Wed, 08 Dec 2010 03:34:55 -0500

NONICLE:

LOCAL GIRL TELLS THE INTERNET SHE’S NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS
Ashley Lacey, 19, wrote a blog post about how she’s not like other girls and that she has a lot of unique tastes.

The blog post,…

Cumming of Age

Fri, 12 Nov 2010 07:42:53 -0500

Cumming of Age:

It’s tough being a parent and a porn star. I have trouble watching the Sexorcist without thinking that my daughter Rosaline was conceived at some point during filming. But damn, her mom looks hot….

My First Boner

Thu, 11 Nov 2010 04:16:33 -0500

My First Boner:

*sorry i was a dilly-dallyer*

When I was a young lad of the tender age of 8 I experienced my first woody, oh hound diggidy was I startled stiff! I’m not talking about the woody from Toy Story,…

What I Think Married Sex Will Be Like

Sat, 16 Oct 2010 05:52:48 -0400

What I Think Married Sex Will Be Like:

It is believed that only the most excellent sexual encounters are accompanied by moustachioed birds.

After almost seven years of dating, I will finally be tying the knot….

Nonsense’s Fetish Corner

Sat, 16 Oct 2010 05:52:48 -0400

Nonsense’s Fetish Corner:

Has regular, boring old sex got you down? Do you feel like you’ve lost that spark in the bedroom? Then perhaps it’s time to explore the wide world of sexual fetishism. That’s right, fetishes aren’t…

In Your Eyes: An Apology

Sat, 16 Oct 2010 05:52:48 -0400

In Your Eyes: An Apology:

When I first met you, I couldn’t help but notice how cute you were. There we were, at opposite tables in a Starbucks, you with a double whipped half-caf mocha latte, and I with a grande Americano…

Let Nonsense Prevent Your Next Rape!

Thu, 14 Oct 2010 19:45:09 -0400

Let Nonsense Prevent Your Next Rape!:

NOTE: The Nonsense Rape Kit might actually cause rape.

A Gun: If you shoot into the air he’ll assume you’ve challenged him to a footrace. If you win, he’ll respect you and walk…

Catcher in the Rye: Losing your innocence and anal virginity at the same time

Thu, 14 Oct 2010 19:45:09 -0400

Catcher in the Rye: Losing your innocence and anal virginity at the same time:

If anything says ‘America’ it’s baseball, barbecuing, and a giant pair of Hooter’s titties. Who doesn’t love a seemingly innocent all-American girl with an all too obvious sense of promiscuity?

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Sensitive Man: The Love-Scapades of Hank Roman

Thu, 14 Oct 2010 19:45:09 -0400

Sensitive Man: The Love-Scapades of Hank Roman:

Hank Roman, the pioneer in the art of desire, is making women’s hearts flutter and lady-parts wet across the nation. Author Hank Roman is one of the first successful male romance novel writers. With…

How Erections Work

Wed, 13 Oct 2010 23:07:31 -0400

How Erections Work:

Titties are a splendid thing. They jiggle, bounce, squeeze, dangle, and have the ability to make even the mushiest weiner into a chiseled obelisk. Boners. Many people wonder about what goes into the…

Sex Advice Column from an 8 Year Old and a 13 Year Old

Wed, 13 Oct 2010 23:07:31 -0400

Sex Advice Column from an 8 Year Old and a 13 Year Old:

Sometimes in the lives of the sexually active, problems arise. There are thousands of people out there with columns and websites and vans that say they can help you through it, but they’re all so…

Nonsense’s Sex Education Infographic

Wed, 13 Oct 2010 23:07:31 -0400

Nonsense’s Sex Education Infographic:

Pardon The Coitus Interruptus

Wed, 13 Oct 2010 01:33:30 -0400

Pardon The Coitus Interruptus:

Well, here we are again, ready to embark on another year at this $35,000 sleep-away camp we call college. If you haven’t been able to tell, this issue is all about sex, fucking, and all other deeds…

Nonsense Online is coming…

Sat, 18 Sep 2010 08:29:26 -0400

Nonsense Online is coming…:

And to make that even funnier our first online issue is going to be about sex. So like, that “coming” is I guess a double entendre, it’s also accurate in describing what we’re doing with like being…

The Sex Issue Is Coming Soon

Sat, 18 Sep 2010 08:29:26 -0400

The Sex Issue Is Coming Soon:

Finally, a realistic looking woman being sold on the internet.

Hey everyone! Chances are if you’re anything like us you really love having sex with people… or animals… or, ok, so…

suburbantragic: Happy Mother’s Day from Nonsense Humor...

Sun, 09 May 2010 13:59:17 -0400

suburbantragic:

Happy Mother’s Day from Nonsense Humor Magazine.

suburbantragic: So, I like posting things that are currently...

Fri, 23 Apr 2010 13:12:37 -0400

suburbantragic:

So, I like posting things that are currently being worked on for Nonsense. Most the people who follow me don’t get to read the magazine (those who do are in it), and we don’t update an online source enough, for now.

This will be in our 150th issue: SENSE.

suburbantragic: Nonsense Humor Magazine Sneak Peek. Jack...

Mon, 12 Apr 2010 10:16:52 -0400

suburbantragic:

Nonsense Humor Magazine Sneak Peek. Jack Johnson Syndrome.

Written by Nonsense writer Pilot Viruet.

Mon, 22 Feb 2010 23:35:54 -0500

Written by Nonsense writer Pilot Viruet.