December 2010
2 posts
NONICLE →
LOCAL GIRL TELLS THE INTERNET SHE’S NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS
Ashley Lacey, 19, wrote a blog post about how she’s not like other girls and that she has a lot of unique tastes.
The blog post,…
New Study Proves 4Loko to be cure for Cancer →
New Study Proves 4Loko to Be Cure for Cancer
A recent experiment was conducted by Hofstra medical students that proved without a doubt that 4Loko is the cure for cancer. This groundbreaking…
November 2010
2 posts
Cumming of Age →
It’s tough being a parent and a porn star. I have trouble watching the Sexorcist without thinking that my daughter Rosaline was conceived at some point during filming. But damn, her mom looks hot….
My First Boner →
*sorry i was a dilly-dallyer*
When I was a young lad of the tender age of 8 I experienced my first woody, oh hound diggidy was I startled stiff! I’m not talking about the woody from Toy Story,…
October 2010
10 posts
What I Think Married Sex Will Be Like →
It is believed that only the most excellent sexual encounters are accompanied by moustachioed birds.
After almost seven years of dating, I will finally be tying the knot….
In Your Eyes: An Apology →
When I first met you, I couldn’t help but notice how cute you were. There we were, at opposite tables in a Starbucks, you with a double whipped half-caf mocha latte, and I with a grande Americano…
Nonsense’s Fetish Corner →
Has regular, boring old sex got you down? Do you feel like you’ve lost that spark in the bedroom? Then perhaps it’s time to explore the wide world of sexual fetishism. That’s right, fetishes aren’t…
Let Nonsense Prevent Your Next Rape! →
NOTE: The Nonsense Rape Kit might actually cause rape.
A Gun: If you shoot into the air he’ll assume you’ve challenged him to a footrace. If you win, he’ll respect you and walk…
Catcher in the Rye: Losing your innocence and anal... →
If anything says ‘America’ it’s baseball, barbecuing, and a giant pair of Hooter’s titties. Who doesn’t love a seemingly innocent all-American girl with an all too obvious sense of promiscuity?
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Sensitive Man: The Love-Scapades of Hank Roman →
Hank Roman, the pioneer in the art of desire, is making women’s hearts flutter and lady-parts wet across the nation. Author Hank Roman is one of the first successful male romance novel writers. With…
How Erections Work →
Titties are a splendid thing. They jiggle, bounce, squeeze, dangle, and have the ability to make even the mushiest weiner into a chiseled obelisk. Boners. Many people wonder about what goes into the…
Sex Advice Column from an 8 Year Old and a... →
Sometimes in the lives of the sexually active, problems arise. There are thousands of people out there with columns and websites and vans that say they can help you through it, but they’re all so…
Nonsense’s Sex Education Infographic →
Pardon The Coitus Interruptus →
Well, here we are again, ready to embark on another year at this $35,000 sleep-away camp we call college. If you haven’t been able to tell, this issue is all about sex, fucking, and all other deeds…
September 2010
2 posts
The Sex Issue Is Coming Soon →
Finally, a realistic looking woman being sold on the internet.
Hey everyone! Chances are if you’re anything like us you really love having sex with people… or animals… or, ok, so…
Nonsense Online is coming… →
And to make that even funnier our first online issue is going to be about sex. So like, that “coming” is I guess a double entendre, it’s also accurate in describing what we’re doing with like being…
May 2010
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April 2010
2 posts
February 2010
1 post
December 2009
3 posts
September 2009
1 post
August 2009
10 posts
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While we wait for things to go operational
and I’m sure everyone’s holding their breathe, Billy Florio apparently has digitized a shitload of old crap so he’s gonna post it all up willy nilly.
More on this soon.
The south with rise again,
Ryan Broderick.
July 2009
2 posts
To any and all who find this
This Tumblr might be a bit quiet for a while, but I’m hoping we can put up bits and pieces of the magazine as we compile it. If you want the ability to post with it just gimme your email and I’ll add you to the group.
I was trying to decide if Alums should get invites and I honestly can’t decide so wait for a group decision on that one hopefully after we start meeting again. To...
