08/12/2010
» New Study Proves 4Loko to be cure for Cancer
New Study Proves 4Loko to Be Cure for Cancer
A recent experiment was conducted by Hofstra medical students that proved without a doubt that 4Loko is the cure for cancer. This groundbreaking…
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» NONICLE
Ashley Lacey, 19, wrote a blog post about how she’s not like other girls and that she has a lot of unique tastes.
The blog post,…
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12/11/2010
» Cumming of Age
It’s tough being a parent and a porn star. I have trouble watching the Sexorcist without thinking that my daughter Rosaline was conceived at some point during filming. But damn, her mom looks hot….
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11/11/2010
» My First Boner
*sorry i was a dilly-dallyer*
When I was a young lad of the tender age of 8 I experienced my first woody, oh hound diggidy was I startled stiff! I’m not talking about the woody from Toy Story,…
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16/10/2010
» In Your Eyes: An Apology
When I first met you, I couldn’t help but notice how cute you were. There we were, at opposite tables in a Starbucks, you with a double whipped half-caf mocha latte, and I with a grande Americano…
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» Nonsense’s Fetish Corner
Has regular, boring old sex got you down? Do you feel like you’ve lost that spark in the bedroom? Then perhaps it’s time to explore the wide world of sexual fetishism. That’s right, fetishes aren’t…
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» What I Think Married Sex Will Be Like
It is believed that only the most excellent sexual encounters are accompanied by moustachioed birds.
After almost seven years of dating, I will finally be tying the knot….
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14/10/2010
» Let Nonsense Prevent Your Next Rape!
NOTE: The Nonsense Rape Kit might actually cause rape.
A Gun: If you shoot into the air he’ll assume you’ve challenged him to a footrace. If you win, he’ll respect you and walk…
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» Catcher in the Rye: Losing your innocence and anal virginity at the same time
If anything says ‘America’ it’s baseball, barbecuing, and a giant pair of Hooter’s titties. Who doesn’t love a seemingly innocent all-American girl with an all too obvious sense of promiscuity?
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» Sensitive Man: The Love-Scapades of Hank Roman
Hank Roman, the pioneer in the art of desire, is making women’s hearts flutter and lady-parts wet across the nation. Author Hank Roman is one of the first successful male romance novel writers. With…
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